Dress Code Continued

Sistahs, please let us remember our grooming - no pointy outfit is complete without the appropriate headgear. If we are to advance in our cause, every bit of us must be elegantly pointed and pointy - head to toes, sisters, toes to head.

dress code

A lorry powered by chocolate makes its way to Timbuktu!

on waiting in line ...

so inspired by minxy's pome and cailleach's 'pointed' stanzas ...
rdg thought she might thumb through her own
manifesto ..... and Look!!

advice to all those knights, waiting in line:


no ill will

men are fascinating creatures -
Really

tangling
in my razor wire
never reading signs posted
warning

Don't walk thru
Don't step over
Don't try to crawl under

moaning, complaining, blaming
disengaging

leaving
ripped clothing
buttons
old socks
clumps of hair
bits of flesh
blood
semen

i bear them no ill will -
Truly

in fact, i always ask them politely:

'Please caution the next fellow
(the one that's behind you)
patiently waiting in line.'

from the archives
of rdg
8/2006

Flirt

You can think what you like
you can say what you mean
Don’t twist me with your blatant lies,
or take the line between

You can spread me like butter
and fill my ears with charm
your words will never haunt me
my heart you’ll never harm

Hah!

Do you still think I’m a babe?
Let the gorgeousness shine through
Flattery might get you somewhere
if I was going there too

You can coax all you will
you can wheedle, you can whine
I’m old enough for wrinkles so
don’t try to take what’s mine

Now!

Do you still think I’m worth it?
You seem to relish the pain, of
rejection and denial,
whilst I remain the same

And I will,
for some time to come,
be wild, seductive, free.
I am not what you are looking at
your eyes do not see,
that beneath this painted face
hides a completely different me.


(dug this up from ages ago, hope it compliments Cailleach's offering)

Famous Nude by Picasso

Today, I point two firm melons
at you. You latch on, voraciously,
pike baited.
Later, I let you begin,
fine-tuning, looking for your
favourite signal coming through…

But then, wanton takes over –
turns us about, directs things awhile.
Furious porphyry almost wholly
out of grasp.

Then we go home
and have a nice cup of tea.

our secret weapons ...

Our latest commander in from the fields, Pointyheeler,
has requested aid in her ummmm, undergarment needs .....
a pointed bra you ask, dearest sistah ???

Well, please refer to your SoPH training manual,
chapter XIX, section 64:
Undergarments: A Sistah's Best Kept Secret
(weapon, that is, Ms. Pointy).

In the meantime, here are a number of models
the sistahs have developed over the years
as part of our finer line of defense against the Brotherhood.
I'm certain ONE of these will meet your more than
exacting standards of dress code......

Advisory: Please children, these are NOT toys
but true WEAPONS
of a military nature and should be treated with the respect
and care all firearms deserve.

I believe this might be the one you were searching for, Sistah PH ???
Our "Pink Coney Island" bra.

Our ace "Polaroid Cone Cup" bra: delivers a blinding flash of light
at a moments notice.

Our "Hands Off, Besmirched Brothers" model.

Our "Infrared Night Light" bra, also useful as a game
during those tiresome stake-outs.

Our "Fit Right In at The Brotherhood Club" bra,
best used for camouflaging.

An example of a "MacGyver Bra" - when in dire need
and no standard issue bra is available, Sistah -
use whatever is at hand to defend those bosoms, dear !!

The Sisterhood strikes again !!

Our latest technology in "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Pointy Signing In.

Pointyheeler reports that the new pink technology is go.
Now she just needs a pointy bra to match her tail-lights.

Patrolling sector fourteen.
Two squirrels vanquished. Pie, anybody?

Nutcracker Squadron

The Brotherhood of the Besmirched Countenance, unable to do it for themselves (unlike sisters, who always do it for themselves), have called in reserve troops. Although it has been suggested that the Sisters are interfering with these special forces, I would advice the Knight of the Besmirched Countenance that tickling a squirrel under the arms is not the same as tickling his nuts. Pul-lease, does the Knight not even know where a squirrel keeps his nuts?


Nevertheless, it has been noted by the Sisterhood of the Pointy Heel that the squirrels are taking things rather seriously - if recent reports are to be believed.



Oh yes, they appear to be armed and dangerous!

We have, however, a time-honoured means of dealing with these little perishers. The Nutcracker Squadron has been created. And these are some of the tools of the squadron's trade.

Click to enlarge

(Men thought they had us beat when they created the mammography machine...)

Oh yes, we will outlive the menace of tyranny. We shall not flag or fail. We will fight them in the trees, we will fight them on the curbs, we will fight them on the manicured lawns of suburbia, we will fight them in the fields. We shall never surrender. Our empire will step forth to the rescue of all Sisters. We shall ensure liberation from the old ways.

And a few pesky squirrels will most certainly not get in our way! No matter how big their nuts are.


If all else fails, we will simply squash them underfoot.

There is more than one way to skin the cat...

Don't mess with this Sister.
Best to roll over and play dead.
She knew how to get her man and get him sorted... and she did it in pointy heels too.

Note, she protects him...

He never stood a chance.

He thought he could outwit her, but sisters are smarter by far.

One of the ultimate Sistah's, not a lady you'd mess with...

Pointy Heels rule.
Nuf Zed.

Whys stop at the knees?

Heh!

The Knight of the Besmirched Countenance ...

hath his knees cut from 'neath him by the fair lady with sunset locks...



Couldst this lady with the pleasing countenance be the one known to us as RDG? :-)

our special forces unit

Gentlemen Brothers of all snide Besmirking:

I present to you our lovely ladies
of the

HEELS AND HOSE Battalion

Helena Hanes

Penelope Peek A. Boo

Scarlett O'Hara

Anna Assam

to maintain their secret identity,
each lady has assumed a false name.
but beware, their assets are indeed real.

Ok boys .... ready for your Second Lesson ????

Resistence is Futile

.
Special Agent Agatha Plotz demonstrates the new 'spyhole drillboot'.

Only the BALLS Should Bounce.........

Sistah Prop A. Ghanda posted the story of the 'Ball Bra'.
Very useful, I am sure.
A few years ago, there was a spate of injuries amongst the sisterhood, caused by uncontrolled bouncing.
Tennis players, joggers, athletes of all sorts, and all manner of sistahs breathed a sigh of relief as Anna Kournikova demonstrated, at Wimbledon, that the dreaded bounce could be tamed. Of course, sticky tape, tight bandages and body armour do the job, but Kourni was chosen to accept a large lump of money from Berlei, and put their de-bouncing sports bra to the test, watched by the world, on the centre court at Wimbledon.

She, it, um...they, were doing quite well, until the umpire called out "New balls please!", and a spectator, (who the Brotherhood of the Besmirched Countenance claim not to know), leapt onto the court to offer new balls.
Sistahs, -as anyone who observed closely will tell you, these balls were far from new.
The umpire was not amused, matadors were sent in to capture the offender as he repeatedly hurdled the net, demonstrating his complete disregard for the comforts of the Ball-Bra.

He was fast, acrobatic and elusive....But ultimately not elusive enough.

The streaker had a slogan written upon his chest....

But remember, Sistahs. Streaking is not just for the boys.

PRESS RELEASE ...

Bilateral Talks a Success !!!

The Sisterhood of Pointy Heels wins major concessions from
The Brotherhood of the Besmirched Countenance,
including dress code additions:

the ball bra ...

for complete story see "Delicate Negociations a Success" at red dirt girl's place.

by Sistah Prop A. Ghanda
courtesy of
SoPH World News Desk

The new squad cars have arrived

Yes, indeed, dear SOTPH, and there are many updates on last year's model. The inclusion of the integral lipstick holder and pop-out mirror is enough to titivate the most jaded of palates. The PH design team has also excelled itself with the addition of a pull down hair protector with built-in hairspray machine. We are delighted.

You may note the poor attempt at disguise by the Brothers to cover that dreadful stealth wagon to the side. Will they learn nothing about style?

The Counter Insurgency and the Fifth Column

Faced with this, The Besmirched Ones quailed but rallied when they realised they were missing out.

They have formed a counter insurgency. They believe if they create a Brotherhood of Pointy Heels they will overcome...

...but are tying themselves up in knots.

Sistahs, we need to create the Fifth Column and go beyond the ordinary...