and the The Knights of the Besmirched Countenance
Just to inform you, Mildred, that the Pansy Division is assembling outside. It appears the Knights have come in force and brought a squad of squirrels with them.
Thank you Nora for the update: I shall get on those furry buggers right away ...or should I say, our Nutcracker Squadron is alert and at your command ....."Ladies, get your nut crackers oiled and readied !!"
They will be made to learn on the couches, in the gyms, in the supermarket aisles. They will bow down behind the television and learn. They will learn under the hood of the car as said hood drops upon them, they will study at the wheels of the lawnmower as it mows down Pansies and blows fumes in the in the face of marauding squirrels.
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